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Professor Bacon man

Scientist Bacon man is the biggest criminal in Germany. He has killed over 100 people between 1999 and the 2000. He was a scientist but since he got fired as a scientist in Germany he started his evil scientist life!

Professor Bacon man has hair as enormous as a lion’s mane. It is a bright orange colour. His beard is as messy as a girl who hasn’t done her hair. He tattooed his eye colour to make him look really evil he tried as hard as he can to be a evil scientist and take over Germany.

Crazy Bacon man is a tryhard. He tries to make potions all day but never succeed one sunny monday he finally got the potion to work and he was as jubilant as he ever was.“Finally I got the potion to work” but just then the military came crashing in and that was the last day professor Bacon man was ever seen again...